att skiljas är att dö en smula

hej jag är valentine och jag är fransk!!


straight boys in high school


i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory

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hello 911 I want to report a theft. yes. A cutie stole my heart. No. I just want the cutie back.  They can keep my heart. Okay. Thank you. Yes. I’ll stay on the line.

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so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

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Jethro Cave.

Asakura Kouhei, View Of Camouflage, 2010


i’m so fucking jealous i fucking hate it my heart is racing

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Japanese farmers have been experimenting with growing watermelon in shapes other than the traditional round or oblong shapes. Hirochi Kimura and his wife spent three years perfecting the art of growing these tokens of affection on their farm in Kumamoto, Japan. They say the shape symbolizes “their passion for farming and their affection for each other.”


mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

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